The Official Rock Paper Scissors Strategy Guide

Because everything can be perfected, no matter how stupid.

Competition is really about growing, and becoming a stronger, better person through challenge. But I get the feeling some people just lower the bar until they get into a competitive niche so impossibly sub-divided that they're virtually guaranteed dominance by being the only people who care enough about it.

Do you get the feeling someone in that big army might have said:

"Ha! Let the dark armies of Saruman come! It would take an entire brigade of giant mutant four-tusked elephants to conquer our... Well, son of a bitch!"

-stolen from TopFive