Avalanche Company: The 213 Things Skippy is No Longer Allowed to Do in the U.S. Army

This is a very bored individual. It appears to be almost all true, too. Checking the wayback machine shows that this list was updated on an orderly schedule by some family members of his. The websites are all gone now, of course.

I have occasionally considered military conscription, in the form of draft or similar. I'm not really sure how I would handle it. But we'll see what happens.

In the meantime, enjoy this list of things that Soldiers are not allowed to do.